Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 540439701379874846


2019-01-31 07:48:27 UTC  

this is not catchy

2019-01-31 07:48:28 UTC  

this is bad

2019-01-31 07:48:30 UTC  

Why are you so wrong about everything @Omoidasu

2019-01-31 07:48:48 UTC  

You should stop 🐝 ing yourself

2019-01-31 07:49:12 UTC  

you should stop as well

2019-01-31 07:49:26 UTC  

im sure he would if he could

2019-01-31 07:49:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/540438491318714368/images.png

2019-01-31 07:49:51 UTC  

This is unironically bad though

2019-01-31 07:49:54 UTC  

not a joke

2019-01-31 07:51:43 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-01-31 07:51:48 UTC  

I ain't clciking that

2019-01-31 07:51:50 UTC  

large bugs are weirdly cute

2019-01-31 07:51:56 UTC  

i just dont like small fast ones

2019-01-31 07:53:26 UTC  

I'm sure someone was horny enough at some point to get one to crawl up their ass

2019-01-31 07:53:28 UTC  

AHH FUCK I CLICKED IT

2019-01-31 07:53:51 UTC  

BLUH

2019-01-31 07:53:58 UTC  

oh centipedes too. hate those

2019-01-31 07:54:08 UTC  

but i like big bugs

2019-01-31 07:54:23 UTC  

Imagine the snap-crunch if you grabbed that thing's head and squeezed

2019-01-31 07:54:25 UTC  

🤢

2019-01-31 07:55:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/540439881424568341/heteropteryx-dilatata-1.png

2019-01-31 07:55:13 UTC  

i used to want one of these as a pet

2019-01-31 07:55:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/540439934721458176/Screen_Shot_2018-01-31_at_3.png

2019-01-31 07:55:24 UTC  

but i had a chameleon that would probably try and eat it

2019-01-31 07:55:43 UTC  

bird probs wouldn't like it either

2019-01-31 07:56:19 UTC  

Daily reminder that I could now post 2 babies 1 fox in its entirity without violating Discord TOS @Jake

2019-01-31 07:56:45 UTC  

cubs are a-ok

2019-01-31 07:57:14 UTC  

Discord was in a Polygon article today

2019-01-31 07:57:23 UTC  

the damage control will start any second now 😂

2019-01-31 07:57:40 UTC  

That guy definitely went up someone's ass

2019-01-31 07:57:57 UTC  

How does polygon even still exist

2019-01-31 07:57:59 UTC  

Imagine all of those little spikes grazing your internal walls

2019-01-31 07:58:19 UTC  

<:angery:518855299277520923>

2019-01-31 07:58:26 UTC  

Cease

2019-01-31 07:58:53 UTC  

>heteropteryx
>female

2019-01-31 07:58:54 UTC  

female huh

2019-01-31 07:59:00 UTC  

👀

2019-01-31 07:59:00 UTC  

I'm sure they're all lesbians nowadays

2019-01-31 07:59:05 UTC  

Or genderfluid