Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 541757325443203072


2019-02-03 22:39:14 UTC  

i feel like if i die in the game

2019-02-03 22:39:24 UTC  

i'll die irl

2019-02-03 22:40:12 UTC  

hey dont @ me

2019-02-03 22:40:25 UTC  
2019-02-03 22:40:40 UTC  

I hope you experience crib death

2019-02-03 22:41:36 UTC  
2019-02-03 22:42:09 UTC  

This fuckin guy

2019-02-03 22:42:18 UTC  

marble races are surprisingly entertaining, wtf

2019-02-03 22:42:34 UTC  

@gt another victim

2019-02-03 22:42:40 UTC  

fuck am i autistic

2019-02-03 22:42:50 UTC  

It's all over now

2019-02-03 22:42:58 UTC  

Everything is entertaining when you're supposed to be doing something important

2019-02-03 22:43:48 UTC  

still more entertaining than football tbh

2019-02-03 22:46:41 UTC  

American football would be nice to watch if it wasn't just lowkey a way to get people to sit through a million advertisements

2019-02-03 22:46:54 UTC  

I could watch it if it was JUST the game being played.

2019-02-03 22:47:14 UTC  

But when an hour long game takes 2.5 hours to televise

2019-02-03 22:47:16 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2019-02-03 22:48:00 UTC  

Another day, another burger problems rant

2019-02-03 23:08:31 UTC  

Filthy euro, you should be honored to read my american messages

2019-02-03 23:09:52 UTC  

>recipie says 7 peppers
>put 7 peppers
>its intolerably spicy
>pictures are like half the size of mine

2019-02-03 23:10:11 UTC  

You got got

2019-02-03 23:10:12 UTC  

Filthy fucking non weight and measures pleb

2019-02-03 23:10:23 UTC  

What'd you make? Chili?

2019-02-03 23:10:43 UTC  

Slow cooked picnic shoulder

2019-02-03 23:10:55 UTC  

...pork?

2019-02-03 23:11:29 UTC  

Yes, it is pork, why not just say its mammalian flesh if we're being vauge

2019-02-03 23:11:46 UTC  

You said "Picnic shoulder". Was just making sure 😊

2019-02-03 23:12:55 UTC  

There is no beef picnic shoulder

2019-02-03 23:14:07 UTC  

I thought that your phone corrected "Pork" to "picnic"

2019-02-03 23:14:16 UTC  

Swiping keyboards can be weird like that

2019-02-03 23:15:04 UTC  

Filthy fucking pleb swiping like a prancing faggot

2019-02-03 23:15:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/541758566386761738/image0_2.png

2019-02-03 23:15:50 UTC  
2019-02-03 23:21:40 UTC  

OBSESSED with jews

2019-02-03 23:26:30 UTC  

I have succumbed to my masters

2019-02-03 23:27:06 UTC  

Be a good goy too

2019-02-03 23:27:22 UTC  

Praise Israel

2019-02-03 23:27:33 UTC  

😏

2019-02-03 23:28:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/541761896899018752/XSXmnUu.png

2019-02-03 23:31:17 UTC  

acknowledging the superior dimension but through a trash waifu

2019-02-03 23:31:23 UTC  

smh my head