Message from @someoneunknown

Discord ID: 299570807489953794


2017-04-06 15:39:36 UTC  

lel

2017-04-06 15:40:15 UTC  

kek

2017-04-06 15:40:56 UTC  

Nice thing is that i got a house to stay in in comfy sweden winter

2017-04-06 15:41:20 UTC  

bad thing is swedistan is not a good country anymore

2017-04-06 15:41:32 UTC  

We have a nice house on the coast

2017-04-06 15:41:40 UTC  

wow cool

2017-04-06 15:41:42 UTC  

with 2 apartments on the upper floor

2017-04-06 15:41:49 UTC  

will rent them out on airbnb

2017-04-06 15:42:06 UTC  

get that money to fund my Xiaomi addiction

2017-04-06 15:42:17 UTC  

do you have the rice cooker yet ?

2017-04-06 15:42:37 UTC  

no

2017-04-06 15:42:42 UTC  

I NEED it, though

2017-04-06 15:43:28 UTC  

Tomsgonnatom-kun c-can i stay there for some time? I-i can get you a nice place at Paraty

2017-04-06 15:44:10 UTC  

Sure. There's no acai here and the bunda game is weak, though

2017-04-06 15:45:18 UTC  

I just want to die in the cold Sweden winter

2017-04-06 15:45:26 UTC  

Fuck acai

2017-04-06 15:45:48 UTC  

But the bunda game is something I can stop playing

2017-04-06 15:45:48 UTC  

>going to Sweden

2017-04-06 15:45:51 UTC  

do you want to die?

2017-04-06 15:46:18 UTC  

Nah, was just a hyperbole

2017-04-06 15:47:26 UTC  

>go to croatia, spain, italy, grease, cyprus, malta
>install tinder
>bang swedish girls

2017-04-06 15:47:34 UTC  

no need to go to sweden

2017-04-06 15:48:35 UTC  

>implying I am a nigger that will attract swedish girls

2017-04-06 15:49:30 UTC  

>implying I am a nigger

2017-04-06 15:50:16 UTC  

Just say "I'm Brazilian" and they'll be like "Great, even the whitest Brazilian who doesn't participate in the Oktoberfest down in Blumenau is at least 15% jungle nigger"

2017-04-06 15:52:00 UTC  

I am at least 15% nigger and 25% indian

2017-04-06 15:52:38 UTC  

The rest is from austria, Portugal and spain

2017-04-06 15:52:57 UTC  

👎

2017-04-06 15:54:10 UTC  

Swedish girl are really easy to bang fo(r the most part

2017-04-06 15:54:30 UTC  

but they are tall

2017-04-06 15:54:40 UTC  

>he's not tall

2017-04-06 15:54:47 UTC  

i'm 185

2017-04-06 15:54:58 UTC  

195 here

2017-04-06 15:55:03 UTC  

fuck you

2017-04-06 15:55:06 UTC  

i'm a manlet now

2017-04-06 15:55:07 UTC  

real Dinaric Alps man

2017-04-06 15:55:09 UTC  

184 D:

2017-04-06 15:55:16 UTC  

oh

2017-04-06 15:55:20 UTC  

favel is the new manlet

2017-04-06 15:55:28 UTC  

dr favel

2017-04-06 15:55:37 UTC  

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