https://twitter.com/Shadbase/status/967181802715541505

SHRIMP

@Shrimp#2492

@Shrimpf

Fug u!

r00d

don't you hate it when a taxi blocks your peehole

Just suck it up lol

Kek

future is here guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL__sA-0ZKQ&feature=youtu.be

How can you cum when you're overcome with shame

i want one tbh

why is there no vr fucking machines?

Aren't there?

i dont think so

none which will actively fuck my ass, no

oh, yeah, none that will do that i dont think

pretty sure theres some you can fuck tho

http://cdn3-www.craveonline.com/assets/mandatory/legacy/2016/04/man_file_1066569_1sexsuit.gif

what a great time to be alive

KEK

WHAT THE FUC

It's basically that one controller with the gun, but with a pucci instead

and a pair of tits of course

https://www.funstockretro.co.uk/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/novint-falcon-fps-attachement-1.jpg

what a sad day to be a bottom

chloe_maxwell - https://i.imgur.com/MI1razY.jpg - https://www.reddit.com/user/chloe_maxwell/submitted

shycloudfractals (left,right), ryanbread (middle) - https://gfycat.com/IncredibleImprobableLeafbird - https://chaturbate.com/ryanbread - https://chaturbate.com/shycloudfractals - https://www.pornhub.com/users/ryanbread/videos

dont get lesbians, they chose girls but then take 2 dicks, maybe she's bisexual idk

>being lesbian now means vaginal stimulation doesn't work on them

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2nd explanation being "it's porn. They're doing it for a paycheck, not because it's actually their ideal form of intercourse"