Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 535136171622268949


2019-01-16 15:55:26 UTC  

I wonder what that is

2019-01-16 16:31:51 UTC  

Meanwhile my BD came in an unmarked box

2019-01-16 16:32:12 UTC  

Then again the fucking UPS driver knew what was in it because guy was lowkey a fucking furfag.

2019-01-16 16:32:18 UTC  

He asked who "Jan Mulders" was.

2019-01-16 16:34:01 UTC  

isn't that the guy running BD

2019-01-16 16:34:04 UTC  

🤔

2019-01-16 16:34:11 UTC  

Yep.

2019-01-16 16:34:52 UTC  

>yfw sleeper lowkey furfags are operating societal machinery

2019-01-16 16:34:56 UTC  

😟

2019-01-16 16:35:34 UTC  

mfw

2019-01-16 16:36:17 UTC  

kek

2019-01-16 16:38:44 UTC  

@William#0261 what is "hyper"?

2019-01-16 16:38:56 UTC  
2019-01-16 16:39:47 UTC  

@Matthew overexaggerated sizes

2019-01-16 16:39:54 UTC  

think massive inflation of ass/tits

2019-01-16 16:39:56 UTC  

Hyper is basically big dicks, boobs, asses, balls

2019-01-16 16:39:59 UTC  

Lmao

2019-01-16 16:40:01 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-01-16 16:40:02 UTC  

By big I mean.

2019-01-16 16:40:05 UTC  

Am I Hyper?

2019-01-16 16:40:09 UTC  

Stratosphere.

2019-01-16 16:40:12 UTC  

no, you're just fat

2019-01-16 16:40:13 UTC  

So you know how furries love big dicks

2019-01-16 16:40:19 UTC  

Think dick but like

2019-01-16 16:40:26 UTC  

an exercise in absurdism

2019-01-16 16:40:35 UTC  

oh boy

2019-01-16 16:41:19 UTC  

The guy that's into cockvore is also the sweetest dude on the planet

2019-01-16 16:41:47 UTC  

tbh a lot of my kinky friends are actually fucking nice

2019-01-16 16:41:49 UTC  

like he comes over at 1 am to fuck and brings _bagels_

2019-01-16 16:41:50 UTC  

they're just into weird shit

2019-01-16 16:41:57 UTC  

what a bro

2019-01-16 16:42:02 UTC  

what a based guy

2019-01-16 16:42:08 UTC  

bagels are the best gift

2019-01-16 16:42:10 UTC  

hyper isn't "big" dicks etc

2019-01-16 16:42:13 UTC  

Right?

2019-01-16 16:42:15 UTC  

its MASSIVE dicks etc

2019-01-16 16:42:17 UTC  

It's dicks like this.

2019-01-16 16:42:23 UTC  

Yeah, big doesn't begin to touch

2019-01-16 16:42:25 UTC  

'''The guy that's into cockvore is also the sweetest dude on the planet'''