story tells that certain mod had no coffee in morning and did not read channel name

.... (dats me)

no problem

just paranoid, thought it's some personal vendetta

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So my friend and I got Peking Duck today and it was really good

Tomorrow I'm gunna see General Mao. I forgot he doesn't have a grave his body is preserved and he's just chilling in a glass case

Idk maybe it's my background of being brought up in a household where we always buried the dead but that's fucking creepy as shit

Peking Duck is delicious

@Big Meme I thought for a moment you were having a meetup. <:chink:323022148870602752>

Hahahaha me too for a second

@kontroll want to meet up. Where you at now boi?

In the alley behind the pizza place

Also dammit my friend is too lazy to do anything so we might not get to see Maos body

man ur friends a fag

who is this dude

the chinese kid that likes to go drinking?

@Big Meme Now? Sweden. Yes.

can i come

where in Sweden?

Uppsala?

@plasticsword I wish. Malmo.

Dodging grenades all day.

@AlbumONLY yes he is

@kontroll yeah dude I'll switch my flight from going to the middle East to Sweden on the way home

@Big Meme Probably won't notice any difference.

@Big Meme is this guy a local chinese or from burgerland like yourself

@AlbumONLY nah he's from gookland but he came to America to study at my school a little while.

oh ok

is he rich

Ya

ah

i know this sorta dude already

I wonder if the Yeelight API actually works

@Silent >wondering if chink shit works

Of course it doesn't work. That's what makes it chink shit

Buenos dias Mandy

CHINESE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE HOW DARE YOU SAY CHINA CANT DRIVE CHINA BEST DRIVERS IN WORLD

Surely Xiaomeme is better than the average shit

@Kilbur this is true. Chinese are the best drivers. Because i know i couldn't pass a bus going around a turn on a mountain in a two lane road with someone coming the other way and also there's a bicyclist on the side

Driving in China is the scary thing I've ever done in my life. 1/10 recommend