i know this sorta dude already

I wonder if the Yeelight API actually works

@Silent >wondering if chink shit works

Of course it doesn't work. That's what makes it chink shit

Buenos dias Mandy

CHINESE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE HOW DARE YOU SAY CHINA CANT DRIVE CHINA BEST DRIVERS IN WORLD

Surely Xiaomeme is better than the average shit

@Kilbur this is true. Chinese are the best drivers. Because i know i couldn't pass a bus going around a turn on a mountain in a two lane road with someone coming the other way and also there's a bicyclist on the side

Driving in China is the scary thing I've ever done in my life. 1/10 recommend

>mfw cmilks newest video steals the title and thumbnail from another up and coming youtuber

is he running out of ideas? clickbait all the way?

The cars are still crashing into that to this day

Just left China. Chilling in the middle East for a day till I fly home

Go eat kebab

Where in the Middle East you bigoted Swede

Dubai probably

He is a dane

You're all rapist vikings one and the same

Doha, Qatar actually

https://twitter.com/SCMP_News/status/879668522854604800

They should have turned on the engine :^)

Should have thrown her in

https://qz.com/1015554/a-chinese-built-bridge-collapsed-in-kenya-two-weeks-after-it-was-inspected-by-the-president/

hahahaha thats a good funnny article

Just got home to Amerifat. Already disappointed in this shit country

They fucking took my yak meat at customs. All 6 bags of it. That's shits fucking expensive

home to amerifat?

you live there?

Sadly

I want my yak meat. Fuck you Trump

thought you where from denmark or was I too drunk when I talked to you?

I haven't talked to you on voicechat in like 3 months haha

Mostly cuz haven't joined voicechat in 3 months

@Big Meme could have told you that kek

American customs are strict as fuck

But nowhere near as strict as Aussie customs

American customs are shit since Drumpf is in charge

was it dried yak meat or something?

I recall they're okay with jerkey/dried meats

He made a law like last month that you can't have electronics other than a phone on the plane with you. Had to risk getting my laptop smashed

Yeah it was dried and sealed