Message from @red

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2018-02-07 13:59:43 UTC  

>underpants

2018-02-07 13:59:52 UTC  

because you /will/ shit yourself

2018-02-07 13:59:52 UTC  

sorry my reading is not that good yet

2018-02-07 13:59:54 UTC  

yeah, underwear

2018-02-07 13:59:57 UTC  

especially traditional Chinese..

2018-02-07 14:00:05 UTC  

i added plastic wrap to mine

2018-02-07 14:00:08 UTC  

It's easy to tell from the graphics

2018-02-07 14:00:09 UTC  

because it's good for shitting in

2018-02-07 14:00:19 UTC  

if that need ever arises

2018-02-07 14:00:25 UTC  

Maybe duct tape would be a good addition

2018-02-07 14:00:52 UTC  

swiss army knife/multitool would be the best one

2018-02-07 14:00:54 UTC  

Tis good for patching up shit

2018-02-07 14:01:31 UTC  

there is a really nice duct tape in family mart that doesn't require a scissor because it's grooved

2018-02-07 14:01:48 UTC  

thats not standard duct tape?

2018-02-07 14:01:52 UTC  

Yeah I've got a roll of that

2018-02-07 14:02:15 UTC  

It's nonstandard here in shitholes like aust

2018-02-07 14:02:22 UTC  

aw

2018-02-07 14:02:25 UTC  

also if nobody's ever told you this uh

2018-02-07 14:02:32 UTC  

next time a quake hits turn off the gas

2018-02-07 14:02:34 UTC  

and open your main door

2018-02-07 14:02:42 UTC  

as in, entrance door

2018-02-07 14:02:43 UTC  

oh right you guys have gas

2018-02-07 14:02:47 UTC  

gas gas gas I'm gonna step on the gas

2018-02-07 14:06:53 UTC  

and another item on my "when moving to Taiwan" checklist

2018-02-07 14:18:24 UTC  

@Droidbot this is a very autistic convo anyway but to what degree do they go to implement redundancy for celluar towers? I remember every celluar tower (that's every network) in my town somehow failing at once and we were without service for a few hours

2018-02-07 14:19:17 UTC  

>not having coverage from several towers

2018-02-07 14:19:34 UTC  

I did have coverage from multiple towers

2018-02-07 14:19:39 UTC  

but somehow, they all died at the same time

2018-02-07 14:19:44 UTC  

every provider

2018-02-07 14:21:01 UTC  

I think even my landline died

2018-02-07 14:21:26 UTC  

rip landline

2018-02-07 14:23:22 UTC  

or maybe the NSA were installing a tap and nobody was any wiser <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-02-07 14:32:45 UTC  

Such is the life of the Five Eyes

2018-02-07 15:22:38 UTC  

@red another one?

2018-02-07 15:22:43 UTC  

yep

2018-02-07 15:22:49 UTC  

felt big

2018-02-07 15:23:05 UTC  

My Taiwan news source is super fast

2018-02-07 15:23:14 UTC  

it just hit like 30 seconds ago for me

2018-02-07 15:24:10 UTC  

bigger than yesterday's?

2018-02-07 15:24:31 UTC  

dunno, maybe smaller

2018-02-07 15:24:38 UTC  

significant swaying on my end