I'm calling my fucking mom

is she cute?

describe her to me

Mommy gf

if only

Eh it's not all its cracked up to be

Mommy gf are mentally unstable. More so than normal women

is it weird to think your mom is cute

not in a romantic way, mind you

>women
>being stable

I said moreso

women aren't known for stability

that's why men rule and do all the cool work

thats cute

Mommy gf are like 10x worse

but the tits

I DONT CARE I WANT MILKERS

and head pats

any girl with some sort of lifestyle fetish is bonkers

@NekoGuro this teebeehaich

Not gonna lie. I did it when she played with my hair.

FUCK

thats really all I would like

its time to smack a bich

whose with me

lets roll out

Im starting with this dumb cunt *pimp slaps*

man nier automata looks great

me on the prowl

its fun

really good android ass

Is she a ninja

my freind nekoguro sits beside me

You fucking cunt

what are your lifts

check my picture and youll see

women know me as chief big hand of the slapaho tribe

I have soy based protien powder I'll crush you in lifts

fuck dude apologize quick

i subsist off of soylent and you think you can outlift me? fooling yourself

Heres my current physique