because you WILL be fucked up

aka don't do drugs

dummy

The "dude bro 420" culture is the reason weed is still illegal it's just obnoxious

Dude Richard spencer told me coke was right wing

imagine being involved in all these lawsuits

weed culture is worse than the alt-right

and then cocaine trafficking pops up as a charge

Coke did turn David Bowie into an ironic nazi

was it ironic?

the only pal i need is a rum and coke

Maybe not at the time

I mean, he and jagger had to aggressively state they had gay sex and got caught versus being caught watching triumph of the will

I legit hate drinking

which lel

Can't stand it

i drink now because it's better than being on drugs thanks to the alt right :^)

My hang overs are debilitating

(is this ironic who knows)

And last for days

just get a good buzz

(i bet it's not)

I drink a lot of coffee tho

coffee rules

coffegang

Coffee and monster

My shit

don't be a degenerate alcoholic about it

The ideal

even so, a simplification

what if i can't grow a beard????

this shit is racist against the beardless

Low T

yeah that's likely true

or I am just Irish

Anglos have low t

southern Irish

i just shave makes me feel refreshed

I am 155 lbs and can bench 255

squat 325 rn

but