send feet

I never sucked toe before😔

Tfw no loomergf

tfw no gf to eat beans with in the theater during a screening of Cars 2

no loomergf to lust after me while she does a high powered job being more relevant than the alt right while I play Nintendo

Fellas I investigated that grill in my class and all she has is an inactive facebook and an instagram that has less followers than me

I would prefer if she didn’t read and know what a penis is but it’s lookin gewd so far

tfw no illiterate gf
^
couldn't be me

Nothing like laying 4 pallets right before the rain hits

Mmmmm feeling #moblesst

@Deleted User go for it nigga

Sippin big @everyone

Sip

This is the only sip image I have rn

boomer sip favorite reddit meme haha

https://mobile.twitter.com/raceboast/status/1014628791635804160

I just crushed a sip. Feelin energized

Ready to mow my lawn

good night lads

Gn

night night nigga

@Memegatron

should I sip before or after the gym kings

thank you very mcuh kind sir

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/video-illegal-fireworks-shot-at-first-responders-2-fire-trucks-taken-out-of-service/287-571153357

Fellas is buying used figurines safe or are they all cummed on

usually cummed on unless they unopened

where from?

what figure more importantly 👀

jews = named

tendies = crisp

family, friends, and coworkers = alienated

mother's basement = a cool 65 degrees

father's belt when I was a child and spoke up about being raped by a rabbi = bruising

fuck fireworks tbh

I was just looking on ebay

girl at grocery store: nice shirt
me: hi

ebays p sketchy with the fakes that shatter second you look at em weird

amiami preowned the real shit

https://twitter.com/keatxngrant/status/1012876626286317568

Wtf do gay ass mobile Twitter links not embed

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delete mobile