"I ran Accounting for 2 months in order to be sure we had enough money to get a brand new Coffee Maker, I sacrificed EVERYTHING."

Hahah

Yeah

"I watched as every member of the third floor Sales department became a furry after only spending 6 weeks in basic training, you don't know the kind of shit I have lived through, kid."

Man 6 weeks really?

:O

Lmao he left

based

pls pray for me fellas

U got it

cheers

🙏🏻

What should I pray for?

Your race

Ok

Oh i was wrong

fag troops in the mentions?

trigger his ptsd

here watch

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Keep trying.

this nigga shits his pants when his neighbor microwaves popcorn

HAHAHA

Who will win, one closeted vet or a single firework

LMAO THIS NIGGA SHITS HIS PANTS

Its actually funny.

Yeah you corkin one out in yer pants cuz a dog is barking is funny

What kinda white man says nigga

I'm ascended

a cool one

>vets

a cool white man

*sucks teef*

also
>when you have no identity so you join the military AND gay political groups

Tell your mom I'm sorry your dad left her for me

Keep reaching children

"Keep reaching children"

Really you won't troll me