you can kill women in siege so it's cool

"You ever tip over the Kroger-provided scooter because you picked up too much Red Baron and Natural Ice? That's how I lost my staff sergeant"

Ever take a shit in a urinal, son? Sargent caught me doin that, next thing I know I gotta do "anal crunches" for him for the next week. 100 of 'em a day

Crazy times back in the sandbox

I saw my best friend fall over and get scratched by the wheel of my tactical motorized scooter and I still have nightmares

Lmao all this nigga had to do was not say "why do they say fuck the fans"

bet this nigga crying RN like gomer pyle

>getting mad at "fuck the fans"

lmfao

Yeah who wouldn't be perturbed.

Do you expect Beardson and Shawn to be your friends or something lmao

Anyone

pretty fucking rude

Who cares you sensitive fag

I'm not sensitive

LOL

FUCK

You are bitch

"waaaah internet livestreamers said something mean to a general group, not even me!!!"

WHAT'S POPPPIIIIIING

No home training

ok Mr. "I got sodomized in a porta john for a promotion"

Keep reaching

I dont even need a Twitter account to have fun online anymore

Damn

i bet you keep reaching for penis lmao

fucking #owned

Also back to sick huh fag?

Hands out of the pants young man

this nigga shits a milkshake in his yoga pants every time his neighbor starts up the mower cause it sounds like a saudi convoy

Hetero is the fag. All he talks about is dick.

🤔

blatant projection

Sounds like u scared of tha brotha meat white boi

ITS COMIN

here comes tha gwavy

*sucks teef*

wite wimmin? blacked
sips? in the sack
juul? hittin it till i'm out and then i'm back

***BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP***

when you go to a public restroom and hear a guy shitting diarrhea and it reminds you of the time your gay boyfriend got mowed down by machine gun fire

epic style