I rearranged my intestines into a klein bottle so I'll never have to shit

Post poo sack

Gonna make chops wrapped with bacon

Oy vey

I hope you at least marinated them for 8 hours minimum

I am using the chops as “buns”

I was at the dark this morning,
Got back from the gym, used up a lot of “ketones” now I am at small

Lost 10lbs in 2 weeks

Nice dude

I accidentally ate beans and now I'm in the yellow

Replaced Coke Zero with this

Just fuck my shit up

aheh

>eating beans when shawn said not to

THIS NIGGA

>dumps
>eat beans

Some of my sups

you know you got the creatine shits when they ask when the baby is due

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463678394161299458/466769176950997024/Dh1kxHKUcAA21G5.jpeg

BRAAP

i can't tell if he's jewish, australian, or indian

Check out he caffeine lol

I take 4 a day

200mg jfc

I don’t feel it tbh

Need to start upping he dose

Made 1200mg of caffeine a day

Yeah you've developed a tolerance

Not good

I'm a hypocrite though because I am constantly taking ephedrine

Maybe because I drink “bulletproof” coffee a lot

Yeah

I'm pretty tolerant myself

I drink a good bit of coffee but iss bad