Message from @Naphtali83
Discord ID: 467169834950459403
As we know, Naph is full of great ideas
Lies
i dont know what that means
Hetero is a liar.
Prove it
I don't miss quite people.
he cant prove it
Because I'm not a bullshiter. I
I'm a soldier.
I want a mommy gf
I don't.
Naph wants a daddy bf
because soldiers are GAY
^^
You don't know me very well.
I am a super soldier.
S U P E R G A Y
So gay means someone who is better than you.
BREH lol
"😏 I beat 👊 my 🍗 meat 🍖 to 👉 🤠 easy pete 💣" -Naphtali, 2018
I'm not good at memes.
sounds breddy autistic
Well fuck off then.
at least I don't jack my dick to easy pete
Lies
The haters and losers wish I were as sick as they are. Sorry, folks but that's just not the case!
I'm actually stronger than them 12 Minute two miles. 70 push ups, 70 sit ups. After this I read lift 315 20 times.
This is on hills. Vodka sometimes is administered for pain.
Depends on heat.
no one cares wyboi
Ok, I'm just in Charlotte for no reason.
nah nigga you in Charles (the name of yore gay boyfriend)
*dab*
Go fuck yourself.
stay mad albinoid
naph chill. stop taking the bait every 5 minutes
just got back from late bible study, hopefully not so late that I don't get to call naphtali a faggot
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.