the biggest and jewyist

my stepdad did flooring his whole life and is now a super at least so he doesn't have to lift shit

Drinking is the key to never making yourself anything

You get stuck too easy

Too complacent

I like drinking at friends parties

Plus, its just retard juice

never any other time

going trades then going for your degree and becoming a manager is one of the better routes

Yeah that's not what I mean

oh yeah anything else is really bad

or if you're lucky you can go manager without the degree after a lot of experience and ass kissing but that's less common

the plus side to alcohol is it lowers your life expectancy

this

I drink maybe once a month on average and never get wasted anymore

i literally only drink in one condition
a) proximity to a campfire
b) proximity to mates
c) absence of women

seeing a drunk woman is one of the worst things

I drink around gf and on special occasions but don't get sloppy

I drink in the presence of women or else I wont say anything

yeah

i get sloshed its bad

rare though

alcohol kills gains too

I ironically only fucked while drunk maybe 2 or 3 times and every time I regretted it

yeah Im stopping until I can get to a respectable body fat percentage

if you can't drink without moderating yourself you shouldn't drink

Hispanic kid passing by at barnes and noble, age 12: "I love sniffing sharpies, for real bro"

What uhhh

What is fortnite doing to kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8K4j7iIqRA

Jim doing a call in show

Be a shame if someone went in and shit on Ralph...

lol who didn't sniff sharpies and eat paint as a kid

this but with crayons

I stuck a lego up my nose but that's it

Fortnite is literally one of the worst games I've ever played.

jim said he's gonna talk about ralph

https://youtu.be/gqpkZ2LPpps

LOL!

@Naphtali83 how does dis make u feel