man i wish that was me

stay jealous 😏

you cant drop a nut in a virtual gf

for the purpose of procreation

i can't drop a nut in a real girl (for procreation) apparently either

ayyy

Just lift and do HIIT

that way, you are faster and stronger

i mean

that way you are more aesthetic

👀

i already lift, but what's hiit

?

High intensity interval training

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women

nice

🤛

Hiit is sprinting and walking in intervals

or whatever cardio you want

4 min on 4 min off

I just stay fit enough to (hypothetically) fend off anyone who might decide to get tough & “punch a notzee”

Big fish in a small pond

so, you just bascially need to weigh more than 120 pounds and bench like

45 pounds

anyone who is gonna meme punch a meme nazi is generally gonna have a shitty body

you need to lift for the race war

I’m unironically apolitical

i don't blame youi

you*

I lift bc it feels good

pushups are fun

I only care about industrial collapse

@NekoGuro 💯

push ups arent lifting

I assume everything's gonna end like hotline miami 2

this is not up for debate

No shit retard I just *also* like doing pushups jfc

lmao

😦

mean

lol