I didn't waste anything

cope harder faygola

My life is fucking great

>My life is fucking great

"I was at a desk for four years, i never wasted one single pen or sheet of paper"

Cope is what I dip bitch not a practice I employ

learn how to speak English, nig nog

"I fired bullets (staples) daily and always hit my target (pages)"

I thought you banned me got scared I'm sure

niggas scrub the terlets in the Iraq bunkhouse....thinkin they did summin for their country

I got a badge (refill) of honor (diet coke)

This is fucking fun as fuck

Does my name say anything about coke

Do these scars (stretch marks) say anything about being weak (appropriate weight)

Keep reaching

*paints hot rod flames on the side of my mobility scooter* you're just jealous of how badass I am

Ok

Just like that purple headed retard guy

Muh dick

foofah muhnuhnuh muh nigga

hobohoobahstank

Only a few days left till I'm back on air. I don't have to donate to fags tho.

It's free for me.

>he does it for free

Fucking love it

Other people give you shekels to go on air.

😅

>he thinks he gets paid for this

I'm already paid I dont need shut from you cunts.

What was that? My apologies, sir, you simply MUST forgive me, for I do believe that as of now (3:20 P.M. UTC, July 17, 2018), you are attempting to converse despite the fact that as of now (3:20 P.M. UTC) I have not finished my first cup of joe ("coffee"). I would be more than happy to make talk and all other sorts of pleasantries as fits the social conventions of our day, but first sir - PLEASE SIR - allow me a spare few moments to ingest my morning brew, for I am quite simply unable to function until after the process is complete. I thank you for your patience.

Like I give a fuck.

Look a parlay now.

Weak

*taps mug* no talkie until I've had my coffee

I can drink beer and chat

Cuz ima man.

beer increases your estrogen levels

>americans unironically think drinking beer makes you manly

*burp* boy you don't drink bud you some kinda queer or somethin?

*man tits grow another cubic inch*