tradwifefashygoyettegroypette just logged on

fed

he would know ^^

dam.. friendzoned again

i am an expert after all

I am at this weird stage where I'm tryna settle down but where I live and work it's like

high school girls or 35 year old women

and no in between

and I'm a shortboi so once someone is taller than me I have no idea how to discern age

I have no idea how to hit on people without either fucking up entirely and looking like a pedo or just getting the old bag which can bear no children

🤔

u got friends with gfs/wives

usually they'll be good and hook a brutha up

yeah but they are no help

lol how tall

one of them keeps trying to "teach me a lesson" about women because she was intimidated by my last gf, and keeps trying to hook me up with monsters

the other one pretty much doesn't have friends that are not members of her husbands/my bros family

How tall are you

the rest of the gfs I don't know

anywhere between five foot one and five foot nine

;^)

oof

JFC

at least gains come fast for u

nah I'm like 5 seven

no fun

right at that point where like

two of my giant lanklet friends went out yesterday

and brutally mogged a manlet

lmao

saw a dude talking to his gf

I'm 6'2"

and just went up to the girl talked to her

she stopped talking to bf

sickening

lmao yeah that just means the dude was probably a faggot regardless of size

he just stood there

if she respects you, she respects you

sad

lmao that reminds me of that one video of the chinese dude and the white guy

you probably seen that