women did 9/11

More likely than you think

i wish i could talk shit about women with my coworkers

but i'd probably be fired on the spot

they have their own sex-nostate, called IKEA

why is this allowed

patrick little is like a living sam hyde skit

My coworkers are cool with shittalking everything. Landscaping is the best

tech industry is suffering

you are surrounded by bugmen, boomers and lesbians

My boss is basically the greatest of the boomers

i hope when my schizophrenia kicks in i can have as much fun as little

milk industry ath

oh my

HELLO???

His only flaw is he keeps turning down good women in exchange for getting drunk with my other coworkers

***BANG BANG BANG***
***BANG***
***BANG BANG***

HELLLOOOOO????????????????

he sounds like one of the boys

bitches be eating blubber nuggets

“Blubber nugget” good slur tbh

i matched with a cute girl on tinder and messaged her a bit and then messaged her on instagram

lol

and she unmatched me but is still talking to me on ig

wat mean

she wants you to pay for feet pics

what if i say its my birthday

half price

Three times the cost

https://youtu.be/IAS5UOHdqU8?t=4m36s

Tinder best used for quick nuts but you may get lucky and find a cool girl.

can't stand this fat cunt

Like I did

Use bumble instead of tinder

I'm too old for ig

and I never take pics with friends bc I don't have any

thank God I have gf bc I don't think I'd be able to to hook up now

Everyone says that when they also say dumb shit like "I could never date an 18 year old"

YEAH OK

I wish I could date a 18yo