Bumble is decent

lies

Bumble is for stuck up fatties

these dating sites exist intentionally to make you spend money to talk to women

With those weird giant marker eyebrows

just go to a bar

never got a match with a person I would consider attractive on bumble

Girls are marginally more attractive on bumble but the UI is set up to show you the people that most people swipe right on

Im gonn go talk to a barista girl before a bar sloot

coffee shop more likely to land the goth gf

You guys aren’t using the apps correctly

The cute girl at my regular shop just dyed her hair blonde

I'm way into it

how do you use them correctly

"You dont

"

🤔

Use it to troll women

Use it to send shitty feminists to the hood

And fatties to a gym

All those are good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dulwm_EB_bg&feature=youtu.be

he fast

Best thing is

so go to coffee shop

hit her with the hello???

i need me a fat bitvh

How even the sites and apps that are supposed to be like “the one you use for actually dating” are all overrun with sluts now too

Imagine using bumble, an app where the woman has to send the message first, and putting “nothing serious plz” in your bio

Cute girl just walked in to the shop looking for an estimate. Big ass booger

Right above her mouth

BONER DEVASTATED

ROONT IRREPARABLY

how were the feet

neg her

hey bitch u got a booger on ur fucking face

J0hn has the best answer

BOOGER NIGGER

that just rolls off the toungue

Im dying lmao

LMAO