Message from @spacecel

Discord ID: 471724700540731393


2018-07-25 16:55:49 UTC  

I'm the alpha male of beta orbiters

2018-07-25 16:56:34 UTC  

Why text hello?????? When you can text hello!!!!!

2018-07-25 16:56:46 UTC  

The ! Is far more chad

2018-07-25 16:57:12 UTC  

can't be an orbiter if you haven't had a female friend since 2014

2018-07-25 16:57:48 UTC  

I go to church and stare at [of legal age] females

2018-07-25 17:02:31 UTC  

Hello!!!

2018-07-25 17:02:35 UTC  

@spacecel this, refusing to be friends with females is good praxis

2018-07-25 17:03:06 UTC  

Something more powerful than hello!!

2018-07-25 17:03:09 UTC  

Is

2018-07-25 17:03:14 UTC  

Sup

2018-07-25 17:03:26 UTC  

Just sup

2018-07-25 17:03:31 UTC  

can't refuse to be friends with a female if they won't be your friend anyway

2018-07-25 17:03:56 UTC  

Femoids always want orbiters

2018-07-25 17:04:12 UTC  

Even more powerful? Sending her dick pics but framed in such a way its obvious you took it outside her house parked in your car

2018-07-25 17:04:19 UTC  

lmao

2018-07-25 17:04:28 UTC  

idk if i'm not dicking a female

2018-07-25 17:04:31 UTC  

I have zero reason to care

2018-07-25 17:04:39 UTC  

how I always looked at it

2018-07-25 17:04:50 UTC  

You do this the moment you get her number, you gotta be real slick

2018-07-25 17:05:20 UTC  

Like, if you got the number at the grocery store you have 15 minutes to send that pic for maximum power

2018-07-25 17:05:32 UTC  

dick pic on isle 6

2018-07-25 17:05:40 UTC  

Lol

2018-07-25 17:05:56 UTC  

Dick pic but its clear you took it one aisle over through the stock directed at her ankles

2018-07-25 17:06:03 UTC  

Send pls respond right after for maxx results

2018-07-25 17:06:29 UTC  

Sounds like everyone here is getting L A I D A N D S O O N

2018-07-25 17:06:35 UTC  

Someone convince me it’s immoral to bang sluts on birth control before I stop being volcel

2018-07-25 17:06:59 UTC  

Its immoral to not bang IDF captain gfs

2018-07-25 17:07:54 UTC  

>bang sluts

2018-07-25 17:07:57 UTC  

>volcel

2018-07-25 17:07:59 UTC  

???????????

2018-07-25 17:08:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/471725327928786944/Screenshot_20180725-130740_Gallery.jpg

2018-07-25 17:08:03 UTC  

If this isnt ur gf i feel bad 4 u

2018-07-25 17:08:16 UTC  

fuck I hate white people now

2018-07-25 17:08:48 UTC  

At this point im willing to wait 100 years for the palestinians to regrow their population just to kill them again

2018-07-25 17:10:46 UTC  

Why do that when asian milkers exist

2018-07-25 17:11:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/471726085768478749/image.jpg

2018-07-25 17:11:34 UTC  

They ARE asian tho if you look at the map

2018-07-25 17:11:50 UTC  

REEEEEEEE

2018-07-25 17:12:22 UTC  

bang* HELLO????

2018-07-25 17:13:12 UTC  

Gonna make some matzah 2 nyte

2018-07-25 17:16:56 UTC  

instant TURN OFFS FOR WOMEN