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you just need potato dick energy

and by that I mean you need to have a dick that looks like a giant potato

it's over

tfw my dick looks like green peas dumped onto a plate

now you might be asking yourself "nay nay goodpussy, I don't understand. That doesn't even make any sense"

and I would have to agree with you there

how do you have kids if you hate women

pull a cernovich

mix?

knock up a rich girl after you marry her, then meticulously document all of her shit as she will likely cheat

and shit on pedos?

then divorce

then you get both money and a kid and you basically don't have to do anything

or, date an ugly woman who knows you are the best she can do

marry her

have like 8 kids

no one wants to bang an ugly chick the rest of their life

exactly why she will be faithful as shit

and do basically everything you will ever want

yea but you gotta look at an ugly chick the rest of your life

this dick don't lie

beggars can't be choosers my man

probably the truth

are you in your younger 20s

mid 20's

okay, well you can still work on yourself and be okay and desirable to women

you just gotta get to the point where you have more to offer than they believe they are entitled to

i'm an the point where I haven't banged a woman i would consider attractive

and yeah there are things you can NEVER fix

and it's getting to me

that sucks

but, at the same time

not unusual

sometimes you gotta start small, like one thing you are into

if you are into tig olds

sometimes you go for a girl with a not so great face, or is kinda chunks

and work your way up from there in terms of what you have learned

chunks are pretty much all I can land it seems

are you in good shape?

and I realize I can't lie to this dick