yeah, they seem dodgy to begin with

“sorry I thought you were thai” after he realized I didn't understand

“you still want pussy massage?"

@transience pretty much like you right now

i was on that market too

tfw mistaken for jungle chink again

i picked up an electro shocker and turned it on

i didnt expect it to be working

i was surprised about the sound of the 20k volt

Whito piggu btfo

@transience when you see an older lady offering you pussy massage, ask her what other services she has in stock

you ll get the weirdest offers

like "needles in pussy"

I can always go again tomorrow <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

probably won't though

until i see other night markets

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/2153310/china-brings-star-wars-life-laser-ak-47-could-set-fire

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https://www.cnet.com/news/chinas-new-laser-powered-rifle-can-literally-set-you-on-fire/

@Cole

🔦

please just nuke the mainland before it's too late

the day china takes over the world will be the end of civilisation

bet it'd do quite the number on your eyeballs

wholesome news from thailand 😊 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-44688909

awh that's cool

@transience that's great

frying your eyeballs is technically nonlethal

🤔

I mean it's a hell of a way to go

"I got blinded by a chink with a laser rifle"

you guys heard about the shit with the LRADs too?

remember kids that laser weaponry are banned anyway against soft targets under CCW

protocol IV restricts blinding laser weapons (adopted on October 13, 1995, in Vienna)

where american embassy workers had their hearing fucked with by unknown LRADs

and thing is sure to blind if it hits face

or something like that

it only prohibits laser weapons designed to blind

``` Protocol IV on Blinding Laser Weapons prohibits the use of laser weapons specifically designed to cause permanent blindness. The parties to the protocol also agree to not transfer such weapons to any state or non-state entity.[2] The protocol does not prohibit laser systems where blinding is an incidental or collateral effect, but parties that agree to it must take all feasible precautions to avoid such effects ```

this only does it as a side effect of setting you on fire

aka they cant use it if at anything if they cant prove its safety