of course he does how do you think he got his rank in the military

Good point

Its funny you fuck tards actually think you are trolling me

im not owned! im not owned!

I'm having a great day actually

tfw no gf to swap my good boy points for rimming with

>"I want to eat shit"
>haha he wants to eat shit!
>"FUCK YOU THAT DIDN'T WORK"

Epiiiiiic

Got a couple new gamew

Games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryAOtNzgiQ

Sam has a way with words thats unique

Like the names he comes up with

CERTIFIED WORLD RECORD SLIT SLAMMER

Cody a legend

Lanks btfo

cope poast

Jokes on you i dont even have a pole

Jokes on you i constantly need assistance getting out of rooms

>launches self to manipulate door handles

Jokes on you i don't have a room or a bed

J-jokes on you

;_;

lmao this nigga sleeps on a pillow

ROFL

Dog beds my man

You ever curl up into a ball

Homie sleep in a drawer

And get comfy

Homie sleepin like a merry melodies cartoon

i curl up into a ball and yell YOURE TOO SLWOW just like sounich

senile grandma just called me talking about how were in the end times because of gay marriage, abortion, and child prostitution

and im like

ur so fucking right

based and redpilled

unironically

this

"and that's just hollywood"