imagine being told the rich guy from those pizza hut commercials bombed syria & not thinking we live in a loopy cartoon funhouse and you should just enjoy the ride

all we need to do is goad kanye into getting banned and the normies will start leaving

"GUYS THIS IS REALLY SERIOUS THE GUY FROM THAT MCDONALDS COMMERCIAL MIGHT BE FRIENDS WITH PUTIN"

we all need to meet up in one big place with a bunch of explosives and set them all off at once to overload the simulation

i just want a wife

i just want female servants

SEX

IS

DISGUSTING

Trump & Putin at summit meeting over mideast conflict

we all need to meet up in one big place with a bunch of vbucks and all order the fortnite burger once to overload the simulation

when the sim reboots we'll all have admin privileges

tfw cant have virtuous sex

you wish

i'm gonna make jim davis president

when i get admin priv

you can only change npcs

is jim davis an npc

have you read garfield

george soros can turn on noclip

I'm gonna clone a bunch of ben shapiros and put them in wacky situations

i doubt someone that bright is a simple compute program

😒

this is what i'm doing with admin powers

soros and brian moynihan can turn off all gameshark cheats

braap

>the kaaba was a big inside joke

I can't wait until earth can be accurately simulated on a conventional computer (probably 3-7 decades?)

Niggas out here with action replay

no way

you would think that like

if we train hard enough we won't need it

not on a conventionally sized pc

Why not

bro i don't even want to consider what that would be like

fuck that shit

"some goobers on twitter got the guy from the apprentice to become president" would be enough to wake up movementarians

Look at how much computers have changed the last 30 years

probably a lot less dystopian than I'm imagining

but fuck that bro