tonight on Unsolved Mysteries

tobuscus has light eyes it looks from his pfp

im horny good night

never watched unsovled mysteries

it's fun

I found it on hulu

the host is a good character

they did some stuff on missing time and son of sam

so you get a wide variety to missing cases to shit that you can't explain

i'm sick of seeing jacksfilms

i just fucking hate youtube

thats the problem

Yeah

who was that one vegan girl who shot up the youtube HQ

she's a hero

if only she managed to kill anyone

Did you know a company named Alphabet owns Youtube Under Google?

Alphabet says G Stands for Google

lol

they are fuckn insane

Just refamiliarize the alphabet with companies and services

A is for apple

instead of the building blocks of Our understanding of communication and symbolism

Yeah

B is for Baphomet

wait

C Is for Cain

a is already for apple

the fruit

dumnigga

the froot

we need to make the alphabet high test

a is for arrow

b is for battle

Ah yeah

C is for carnivore

V is for Vagina

and or Victory

d is for death

Which is the same thing

G is for Gilgamesh