really not a fan of these hoes

https://nypost.com/2018/08/24/ex-teacher-who-had-sex-with-student-in-park-gets-probation/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=pasteboard_app

If white women can get teen dick

Well. You know the rest....

>on a park bench

The brass sack on that thot

Some scary mental illness

Id like to diagnose her illness all over her back

I got a D she can SM

🤔

mfw

That was a stretch ill admit

The correct syntax is "B can S my D"

Well the DSM is the diagnostic and statistics manual for nominally classifying mental illness

As well as saying this thicc shawty can smang my dongo

Not bad

That's a high shelf nerd reference

M'smang

Which is funny seeing as i am a manlet

We rarely get to the top shelf of anything

Horsebacks

Hood ornaments

Flying mounts

I bought a 60 dollar drone

So i can leave rooms if anyone forgets im there and closes the door

What

I read that sentence like 10x and still no idea what it means

So it can carry me to the knob

I'm cutting down on caffeine so my brain is ruined this week

Lifting me up

And my childs body

Hey guys look

lord

ROFL

Is that MDE

at this point my only options are gonna be downs chicks and 300lbs whales

maybe this is why anime exists

even the downs chicks gonna be a stretch

Tell me that's a bit and not just some random b8

Bro you can import