say "google the helium method" instead
Just got out of a date where uhhh
Girl invited me in after, asked for backrub and pulled her tits out, started going on the backrub and she started talking in crazy baby voices in broken,unrelated sentences
Im drunk at a goth club am i a normie yet
Literally said "hold on i need to take my meds"
Lol nice naynay
And ran into the other room came back with an antidepressant and wine
I NOPED
This ain't it chief!
Gay
Tits were ok but uhhh
Dude she was mentally broken and started basically yelling nonsense
I played with titties, that is sufficient
But coochie bro
ssris give yoy bullet time
Yeah, i get that but uhhh
I wanted to go on a date tonight but all of my matches this week were black girls
You gotta get the psycho coochie
Guess this ain't my weekend lmao
Idk man, never seen that before
Yea that's a yikes from me
Never been in the "of fuck its terry davis brain"
Oh*
If a bitch started talking about cia niggers
Id fall in love
LOL no but its like..."im 2%" "hah no one loves because I'm BOOP BOOP BOP"
Lel
"No one can squishy keep up"
give her my number
Dont have it, this was a good friends neighbor
I am now at a diner, sipping coffee
Not sure what just happened really
I just feel bad now
i need new people to follow on twitter
DAMN i really hate women
i love women u guys are gay
This ain't it chief
black people twitter response
@Kissmint
