Never been broken up with

first gf chased me actually

the rest were pursued

fuck

Im single now but I'm also a manlet

There is hope

>first gf

Its not a big deal, we can make it

Ion relate to that

I've taken the opposite tact and make sure it's her who ends it on ***her terms*** so I don't have to ever deal with her shit again

I'm an averagelet and very young so I definitely can make it

I always break up and leave them alone

If you leave them feeling like they have a score to settle that's when there's trouble

i've ended all relationships i've been in

but never had crazy ex gf

guess they never cared enough about me

I've pre-emptively ended all my relationships before they could even become relationships

Ever have an ex give ya the old "pill bottle shake in background while on the phone" shit

the fuck

no

Yup

Ultimately, its about what you are looking for

rn I just want a girl that isn't hedious

If you just wanna fug, thats different than a relationship

Is that too much to ask

I need a pride fuck

To do what with

Oh ok you want just sex

Nah he wants lioness pussy

Sinner

At least venti is single now

If she lives in ny I have a shot

Yo lmao

No memes, you do

You are legit a catch to her

She seems like at her lowest

And idk even know u

After her break up

Wheres mine

Lol