Message from @garden

Discord ID: 489636417975222292


2018-09-13 02:48:29 UTC  

stop

2018-09-13 02:51:17 UTC  

if you like musclegirls you're a closeted homosexual

2018-09-13 02:51:42 UTC  

muscle girls(guys)

2018-09-13 03:04:20 UTC  

abs are not healthy on a women

2018-09-13 03:04:49 UTC  

those jugs are healthy on my dick

2018-09-13 03:04:52 UTC  

(??????)

2018-09-13 03:05:46 UTC  

when she has pecs instead of tits 😩

2018-09-13 03:05:57 UTC  

this ain't it chief

2018-09-13 03:07:00 UTC  

when she has pecs AND then tits hanging from the pecs

2018-09-13 03:07:03 UTC  

(???????)

2018-09-13 03:07:13 UTC  

not

2018-09-13 03:07:14 UTC  

it

2018-09-13 03:07:16 UTC  

chief

2018-09-13 03:08:05 UTC  

when she ruins her fertility to look more masculine

2018-09-13 03:08:39 UTC  

"wow this masculine feature looks so good on a girl i'm not gay" -gay person

2018-09-13 03:10:50 UTC  

barren wombs 😩

2018-09-13 03:13:09 UTC  

sexhavers AND no procreation AND no monogamy

2018-09-13 03:13:15 UTC  

that's called homosex boys

2018-09-13 03:20:01 UTC  

where do the abs go when she has a baby

2018-09-13 03:20:06 UTC  

do they push out into super abs

2018-09-13 03:20:19 UTC  

if you like muscle girls you are QUADRUPLE gay

2018-09-13 03:23:18 UTC  

what if you like milfs who can pick you up

2018-09-13 03:23:47 UTC  

she's not a muscle girl but she can bring me to her teat for nourishment

2018-09-13 03:24:19 UTC  

why want a milf that can pick you up

2018-09-13 03:24:24 UTC  

get a milf you can BEAT up

2018-09-13 03:25:08 UTC  

tfw no tall polish christian environmentalist ironybro gf

2018-09-13 03:25:27 UTC  

if a bitch can pick you up you aren't lifting enough

2018-09-13 03:25:31 UTC  

#GamerWisdom

2018-09-13 03:25:31 UTC  

with big bobs

2018-09-13 03:27:42 UTC  

tfw you will never have this

2018-09-13 03:38:43 UTC  

yeah because that's not real

2018-09-13 03:38:46 UTC  

that's a cartoon

2018-09-13 03:39:02 UTC  

fuck

2018-09-13 03:39:20 UTC  

dont be mad you can't put a dick in a cartoon

2018-09-13 03:40:34 UTC  

Um, you can if you get a running start

2018-09-13 03:40:37 UTC  

>ywn grand slam her off the top of a 20 story hotel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/489641528398970900/fucking_furious.jpg

2018-09-13 03:48:08 UTC  

tfw you will never put brittany venti in a neck brace

2018-09-13 03:49:46 UTC  

speak for yourself

2018-09-13 05:28:21 UTC  

>room mate has thot over
thot: u guys should get a rice cooker
me: yea they're pretty handy
thot: *laughs really loud*