Message from @DavidTheSlumpGod

Discord ID: 491609095565213711


2018-09-18 09:03:17 UTC  

She’s 1 btw

2018-09-18 09:14:09 UTC  

I’m going to be 1 inch deep in her

2018-09-18 09:17:15 UTC  

“Just a pic of me and my lovely fur baby. When my wife suggest I get a vasectomy a year after our marriage, I lamented the fact that I would never be a father. But boy was a wrong! This past year with Howard has changed my whole life and I finally realize that I don’t have to ruin the planet, my career, or my social life to be a dad. I just need my good boy!”

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/491538184413511690/image0.png

2018-09-18 09:17:20 UTC  

if she's 1 i'm 9

2018-09-18 10:41:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/491559463019347979/image0.jpg

2018-09-18 10:42:03 UTC  

dogs are fucking gay send tweet

2018-09-18 10:50:56 UTC  

pitbulls are siegepilled

2018-09-18 11:22:26 UTC  

Dogs are usually bluepilled, as are cats

2018-09-18 11:22:38 UTC  

They're based if ur an old-fashioned farmer tho

2018-09-18 11:25:19 UTC  

Y’all niggas wildin

2018-09-18 11:26:20 UTC  

Dogs are the best, and if I didn’t have my dog to come home to i DoNt KnOw WhAt Id dOoO

2018-09-18 12:19:47 UTC  

Did any of you anime niggas play Resonance of Fate

2018-09-18 12:29:45 UTC  

I don’t play video games

2018-09-18 12:37:37 UTC  

probably for the best

2018-09-18 13:31:16 UTC  

new goal: shit on every female that says they like Dr Who as much as humanly possible

2018-09-18 13:45:26 UTC  

based

2018-09-18 13:55:09 UTC  

>Hey y’all I’m Hope, I suck at riding horses so I suck dick instead

2018-09-18 13:55:12 UTC  

white women

2018-09-18 13:58:11 UTC  

maybe get off tinder

2018-09-18 13:58:34 UTC  

fellas whats the proper way irl to respond to atheists trying to btfo u

2018-09-18 13:59:02 UTC  

''enjoy your depression''

2018-09-18 14:28:14 UTC  

“lol gay”

2018-09-18 14:41:28 UTC  

"you are a nigger"

2018-09-18 14:44:50 UTC  

“you are GHEY”

2018-09-18 14:46:27 UTC  

"you are a nigger"

2018-09-18 15:00:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/491624561604034570/image0.jpg

2018-09-18 15:19:44 UTC  

giggling hard rn

2018-09-18 15:22:13 UTC  

lmao

2018-09-18 15:26:52 UTC  

Can we get a mass response on that

2018-09-18 15:27:37 UTC  

go off king

2018-09-18 15:33:33 UTC  

Has she ever addressed the rape stuff and the mike thirst

2018-09-18 15:33:39 UTC  

Or the bread

2018-09-18 15:33:57 UTC  

Has laura come clean about the soggy bakery she's operating

2018-09-18 15:47:36 UTC  

Tweet of the year

2018-09-18 15:55:34 UTC  

has laura come clean about why i’m not suckin dem tiddies yet

2018-09-18 15:59:25 UTC  

She hasn't seen you and you arent underage

2018-09-18 16:06:12 UTC  

she 26 i’m 14

2018-09-18 16:32:08 UTC  

Same tbh