Message from @mage

Discord ID: 491788549268701194


2018-09-19 01:09:44 UTC  

Th burbs are just more catladys than lesbians though

2018-09-19 01:10:35 UTC  

I was born here so it was easier for me to get started

2018-09-19 01:11:02 UTC  

after the housing crash the beachfront property is much more affordable

2018-09-19 01:11:18 UTC  

florida has gay gun laws tho

2018-09-19 01:11:20 UTC  

can't do that

2018-09-19 01:11:53 UTC  

haha it depends on what you need

2018-09-19 01:12:26 UTC  

if it's just for sport you're probably good

2018-09-19 01:13:34 UTC  

sport == gay fud shit

2018-09-19 01:44:48 UTC  

join AA

2018-09-19 01:45:03 UTC  

find a girl who is early 20's who fucked her life up and hasn't fucked a million dudes, just did heroin

2018-09-19 01:45:27 UTC  

no self esteem, tons of issues that she's at least trying to work through, likely not going to cheat on you

2018-09-19 01:45:40 UTC  

is this something I have tried?

2018-09-19 01:45:48 UTC  

No because I went the route of hobomaxxing

2018-09-19 01:46:10 UTC  

I park my Expedition outside high schools and just yell at people after not showering and I get MAD pussy my man

2018-09-19 01:46:17 UTC  

all also hobos

2018-09-19 01:46:22 UTC  

no high schoolers

2018-09-19 01:46:35 UTC  

>girl who is early 20's
>hasn't fucked a million dudes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/491787160337252372/bugs_3.png

2018-09-19 01:47:12 UTC  

go to Bulgaria and join AA

2018-09-19 01:47:20 UTC  

it's the third most successful political party there

2018-09-19 01:52:02 UTC  

anyone here play battlerite

2018-09-19 01:52:07 UTC  

looking for fellow gamers to game with

2018-09-19 01:55:24 UTC  

>find a girl who is early 20's who fucked her life up and hasn't fucked a million dudes, just did heroin

2018-09-19 01:55:28 UTC  

ahahahaAHAHAHA

2018-09-19 01:56:46 UTC  

xD

2018-09-19 01:57:23 UTC  

just do what i did

2018-09-19 01:57:52 UTC  

develop a sociopathic personality to rp, then use dating sites all day erry day, fuck a bunch of whores, accidentally fuck a nice girl and enjoy her company

2018-09-19 01:58:09 UTC  

of course she isnt white so ymmv

2018-09-19 01:58:16 UTC  

also getting good with god helps

2018-09-19 01:58:16 UTC  

she doesn't need to consent to get pregnant
[african gentleman gesturing towards his head]

2018-09-19 01:58:46 UTC  

online dating is way more looks based than it used to be due to tinder though

2018-09-19 02:03:01 UTC  

>getting good with god
>fornicating

2018-09-19 02:03:02 UTC  

what uhh

2018-09-19 02:03:03 UTC  

tfw found gf on twitter

2018-09-19 02:03:08 UTC  

what god is that

2018-09-19 02:06:11 UTC  
2018-09-19 02:06:13 UTC  

REMINDER

2018-09-19 02:06:21 UTC  

FALL IS HERE BOYS

2018-09-19 02:09:39 UTC  

i never said i was a particularly good christian, but at least i started trying

2018-09-19 02:10:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/491793075442548756/IT_IS.png

2018-09-19 02:10:20 UTC  

what angers me is when people try to justify themselves instead of admitting they are fucking up

2018-09-19 02:11:07 UTC  

the world is fucked and there are only a few bad options to be picked from, one of them is being celibate and i wasnt willing to do that