Message from @Uie
Discord ID: 493277867795415041
why is everyone on tinder honestly
ull only find whores on there
Thats why
why not like a unironic christian dating site or something like that
i'm going to bed
I have friends who NEVER match but still use it everyday
"Male Sperm And Cycle Timing. Because male sperm is the faster of the two, Shettles suggests having intercourse as close to ovulation as possible. If you have sex several days before ovulation, then the less resilient male sperm may die off, leaving more female sperm to fertilise the egg."
its torture
say good night or i'll crawl out from under your bed and groyp you
because its literally the only form of contact i can even have with womyn
@garden hit the lotto jackpot on tinder *once* just *once* and still deluded into believing it'll happen twice
good night
use a jewish dating site
i think i know like 4 or 5 people that made online relationships turn into happy marriages
dunno if its the right choice
I think it is
we were extremely happy
have high IQ ashkenazi sons with bipolar and schizophrenia
no ones going to introduce you any more
the old methods are pretty much gone
i'm about to be the 6th with uies sisters
if i get the dream wife and work hard and everythings perfect
Kaczynski was a nigger
and then i find out my sperm count is 0 from BPA
"The study, which links higher energy intake around conception to the birth of sons, provides the first explanation of why the number of boy babies is in decline in the west, suggesting it is the result of women consuming low fat foods and skipping breakfast, among other things."
its over
IF YOU CATCH YOUR PREGNANT WIFE EATING A SALAD SLAP THAT BITCH
I HAVE A WIFE
not tryin to lose everything by asking out a girl irl
@Uie hook me up with your sisters dude. i wont smell her braps i promise
OH MY GOD I HAVE A WIFE
i have 4 wives
What do you mean lose everything
job, etc
i asked a girl out and now i have a court case on tuesday
For asking a girl out
^
shawn knows
wtf seriously?