i'm about to be the 6th with uies sisters

if i get the dream wife and work hard and everythings perfect

Kaczynski was a nigger

and then i find out my sperm count is 0 from BPA

"The study, which links higher energy intake around conception to the birth of sons, provides the first explanation of why the number of boy babies is in decline in the west, suggesting it is the result of women consuming low fat foods and skipping breakfast, among other things."

its over

IF YOU CATCH YOUR PREGNANT WIFE EATING A SALAD SLAP THAT BITCH

I HAVE A WIFE

not tryin to lose everything by asking out a girl irl

@Uie hook me up with your sisters dude. i wont smell her braps i promise

OH MY GOD I HAVE A WIFE

i have 4 wives

What do you mean lose everything

job, etc

i asked a girl out and now i have a court case on tuesday

For asking a girl out

^

shawn knows

wtf seriously?

or shitpost

lmfao no i wouldnt ever talk to a woman

wait im dumb fuck

Are you a MGTOW faggot @PCENGINEDUO

*never*

@Uie no i just have autism

stop talking to people in real life

Ask a girl out it feels great to get rejected

we need weekly sweat poker nights in tabletop simulator or something

uie

yer

i dont think your parents had 4 daughters

@Uie after you're about 22 you get facebook callouts not rejections

i think they had 5

*don't talk to anyone irl*

Whatever

trying to fight modernity instead of becoming a part of the singularity

The only thing left in this world is to get shitfaced and watch it all happen

internet money, home gym, food delivery

a back yard

this is all a man needs

@Deleted User why tf would you have a backyard dont go outside retard