Message from @DavidTheSlumpGod

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2018-09-25 11:59:31 UTC  

>>>“One of the reasons for the decline is that the married population is getting older and more highly educated,” Cohen said. Fewer people are getting married, and those who do are the sort of people who are least likely to get divorced, he said. “Marriage is more and more an achievement of status, rather than something that people do regardless of how they’re doing.”

Many poorer and less educated Americans are opting not to get married at all. They’re living together, and often raising kids together, but deciding not to tie the knot. And studies have shown these cohabiting relationships are less stable than they used to be.

Fewer divorces, therefore, aren’t only bad news for matrimonial lawyers but a sign of America’s widening chasm of inequality. Marriage is becoming a more durable, but far more exclusive, institution.

2018-09-25 11:59:39 UTC  

When you right you right

2018-09-25 12:14:56 UTC  

being right is such a black pill today

2018-09-25 12:20:08 UTC  

Remember when the good boy book said the path was narrow

2018-09-25 12:20:34 UTC  

Were you like "nah my man that path is wide and ez as h*ck to go down"

2018-09-25 12:21:02 UTC  

And then you sex haved

2018-09-25 12:21:14 UTC  

And boom, now you're in here

2018-09-25 12:21:18 UTC  

Oh wait

2018-09-25 12:21:29 UTC  

No one in here sex haves but autistotle and beardson

2018-09-25 12:21:32 UTC  

sex haved

2018-09-25 12:21:40 UTC  

wrong

2018-09-25 12:21:43 UTC  

i had sex with your mom last night

2018-09-25 12:21:52 UTC  

Someone needed to

2018-09-25 12:21:56 UTC  

tfw sex haver

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/494121376458735616/1478760402727.jpg

2018-09-25 12:22:06 UTC  

murder all unironic sex havers

2018-09-25 12:22:14 UTC  

pls yes i want to die

2018-09-25 12:23:27 UTC  

sex havers be like: oh look at me i have 2 iq points

2018-09-25 12:33:16 UTC  

Sex havers be like oops sex just got haved

2018-09-25 12:34:45 UTC  

sex havers be like oop got aids

2018-09-25 12:34:47 UTC  

Sex havers be like "thank you ma'am"

2018-09-25 12:40:35 UTC  

why would you want sex? those demons pee from there!

2018-09-25 12:41:16 UTC  

secks? not so great

2018-09-25 12:43:09 UTC  

I had sex a few times but it was disgusting

2018-09-25 12:43:12 UTC  

I'm a good boi now

2018-09-25 12:44:06 UTC  

I had sex with this woman who ended up pissing the bed because of what my wee wee did and it was awful and weird and she bought me tickets to go on a cruise after and I said no thank you ma'am you're much older than me

2018-09-25 12:44:24 UTC  

Now if only there was a way to get the tickets and not have the sex

2018-09-25 12:44:31 UTC  

But also just go by myself

2018-09-25 12:48:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/494128035126050816/DngP_uQVsAAbeZ3.jpeg

2018-09-25 12:49:16 UTC  

lmao

2018-09-25 13:30:24 UTC  

I had sex with this woman who ended up pissing the bed because of what my wee wee did and it was awful and weird and she bought me tickets to go on a cruise after and I said no thank you ma'am you're much older than me
Now if only there was a way to get the tickets and not have the sex
But also just go by myself

2018-09-25 13:30:57 UTC  

Yep

2018-09-25 13:31:07 UTC  

It's foreskin time

2018-09-25 13:31:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/494138893034323988/landscape-1456598332-1966-ford-gt40-mk1-0194-bh.jpg

2018-09-25 13:52:13 UTC  

bout to make this

2018-09-25 13:54:18 UTC  

make a noose

2018-09-25 13:57:17 UTC  

Is that a euphemism

2018-09-25 13:57:32 UTC  

hahahaahahah cheese poop

2018-09-25 13:57:38 UTC  

Sup girl wanna come back to my place and make some 18th century cheese soup

2018-09-25 14:03:51 UTC  

sup girl wanna come back to my place

2018-09-25 14:03:58 UTC  

i make less money than a retard