she has no kids

just a pit bull

shawns going to immediately stop being funny and relatable but he's gonna start being happy

Lol'n

Shes not a mom yet

@Deleted User make sure you shoot it in the head *after* sex

she is a mom

ya its going to be weird watching post sex shawn

ITS STILL EARLY

a pitmommy

post sex shawn is just going to be posting dad jokes on twitter

Im still holding out that he will snap mid date and ask if the next date can be to euthenize her dog

Dont worry beardson will sabotage it to save the swear

the weekly swear

"Haha heck guys just let people do their own thing" post cum hubris

stream starts

"ni"

stream ends

"gay people can do whatever they want in the privacy of their own homes"

that's okay sweetie, do whatever you want in your own home just don't complain when you end up burning for eternity 💅

Am i free to manufacture silencers and explosives in the privacy of my own home?

it's like owning a pair of truth-seeking glasses and then breaking them & spending a year rebuilding them

cooming

shawn is trading online racist credibility for happiness

disgusting

ugh shes 23

shawn trying to find the jewish clitoris

wow

shawn is into grandmommies

milk powder

She's 23 man thats bullshit i can't believe it

i was gonna message a 19 year old earlier

but then i saw

>my 5 year old

Margo time traveler

Radecs of the world unite

LOL

honestly 20-23 year old puss is still good imo. My last GF was like 20 and she had that body TBH nigloos

🤔

wtf 20 year old

You had a gf?