never had a facebook or myspace

"Sorry Shawn, you're a really nice guy but I just can't date a guy who's neutered himself shaving his balls, I want to start a nice big Christian family someday!"

cant believe ppl still use facebook

myspace was peak normie technology

Remember when suckers would get mad over being bumped outta top 8

like it was the gayest shit ever

social media wont ever get as bad as myspace in its prime

checking myspace on psp

Famous last words

When i was 16 i had a 20 year old tryna ride my nugs thanks to myspace

downloading porn to your psp in middle school

Dated her at 18, terrible person

It's kind of a given, if/when you d8 as a teenager, you will be dating terrible people

She is now a double S class thot

Two kids two dads single mom

There is this girl i know that was in love with me in middle school , she is now a borderline 70iq basic bitch thot. I dont want to say NPC because she is basically not even a character she is like game art

At least the body counts aren't in double digits. Or weren't anyway

Nowadays...

Big yikes

thots lives matter too

wrong

Lol'n @wyatt

Like one of those background character sprites in SF2

Fistpumping

yes

like the people in the background of gran tarismo games

aborted babies are scraped concept art you find in the extras menu

or those guys on the boats in spiderman

scrapped*

**scraped

These are unpleasant thoughts

babies scraped out of mothers wombs are like scrapped concept art for a game

tfw this is legal and considered moral

Shawn make sure you open with runescape lore

When you see her

Bitches love runescape members area questlines

no they dont keep women out of gaming

and in the kitchen

kinda weird knowing for a fact a guy in michigan is shaving his balls

THERE IS 0 DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT SHAWN IS SHAVING HIS BALLS

The alpha move is to gel