Like Guy Fieri

I just did frosted tips

I keep the hair but it looks like sam hyde 2015 down there

Skin quality and all

"just the frosted tips baby"

dyed my hair blond so women think i'm an aryan when i send them unsolicited dick pics

frosted pubes are something else

It hurts pretty much all the time

Clothing hurts

Air hurts

Water

You name it

i remember being in michigan and seeing a weird drivethrough breakfast place that was like

just a roundabout basically

fellas, we have to get rid of the drive through

it was literally like

in the middle of a roundabout

in a little hut

what country do you live in?

burger

i sat in taco bell drive thru for 20 mins cuz some retard ordered $50 worth of food

wow a roundabout in america this indeed is weird

they're around

not that weird

imagine spending $50 at a fast food place

the weird part was putting a little coffee and donut place in the roundabout

Yeah they're in older parts of the US more

like you can't get out of your car or go inside

why put it there

Sounds like a Lego kit the way you describe it

this was the day after playing to a bunch of college kids

who unironically said "that's pretty aesthetic"

Not bad

michigan is a trip

lol

every time i visit detroit it's like someone else just finished building it

i'm so glad shawn is never going to leave twitter

"Wow shawn you're looking really handsome, ready to go out?"

Shawn: s-so... the holocaust, what was the deal with that you know?

I read @heterohunk as @elonmusk

Idk why but i found that hilarious