Message from @DavidTheSlumpGod
Discord ID: 496404669606789128
Its mostly scar tissue at this point
I keep my hair on my bualls to ward all off females
I braid mine
Sometimes ill do pigtails
I burn mine
i straighten mine
once burned my peepee
Pigtails for when i wanna feel cute
Gives her somethin to grab onto you know
real
@Deleted User when is ur date
my crotch looks like osama bin laden's beard
same
6
remember shawn just b urself and don’t cum
electric razor on 1/4 or 1/2 inch
>electric razor
Are you Jewish
Electric razor
don’t shave your balls bitches love bush
i just use a small pair of scissors
Have a single nut peeking out when you greet her
See if she notices
Doesn't have to be the whole boy
power move
traitor
Probably autistotles sentient toes
Autistotles wife is an elf. Its very possible she photobombed em
Kinda wanna photoshop hidden girls on photos now
He is a king beyond us content peasants
He shitposted his way into a lifelong love
With a woman who apparently isnt aging
And puts up with autism
autistotles wife is 14
WE WILL NOT SEE THE LIKES OF HIM IN THE AGES TO COME