this was the day after playing to a bunch of college kids

who unironically said "that's pretty aesthetic"

Not bad

michigan is a trip

lol

every time i visit detroit it's like someone else just finished building it

i'm so glad shawn is never going to leave twitter

"Wow shawn you're looking really handsome, ready to go out?"

Shawn: s-so... the holocaust, what was the deal with that you know?

I read @heterohunk as @elonmusk

Idk why but i found that hilarious

thats my @

i'm elon musk

can confirm I was talking about jews when I talked about ownership of the media

"hey shawn what are your views on politics"

My musk long

my sides

Elongate Musk

Bold, Cotton, bold

shawn shows up with a maga hat and the p0pson shirt

Pennsyltucky dont play

If he doesnt immediately start attacking her physically and throwing haymakers then shawn is all talk

He doesnt really hate women

shawn shows up and then changes *into* the hat and shirt

"oh hang on"

"shawn i like your shirt what does it mean"

Shawn greeting her colorized

^ have this as my phone wallparper btw and my dad asked me

do yall use a real razor or electric on ur balls

just rip out the pubic hair

I use duct tape and vodka

I use duct tape again after since i ripped my ball sack

i don't shave em

And then i cry

honestly you dont need hair on your balls get it removed

I use a straight razor and just kinda go crazy

Its mostly scar tissue at this point

I keep my hair on my bualls to ward all off females

I braid mine

Sometimes ill do pigtails