lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ywCWLk-7GE

he's right you know

mashed potatoes

lol have mercy on him

who gives a fuck about what the cigar monkeys are up to

this is why I haven't drank in a month

they ain't got missiles anymore

there could literally be a mass murder child rape instance in cuba and i wouldn't give a shit

whats happening in a good country

part cuban can confirm would not visit cuba with a gun to my head (would get a gun to my head in cuba)

yeah i dont sound that bad tbh

*I admit it // another ho got me finished // broke my heart // oh no you didn't*

going on a stream shitfaced eating mashed potatoes is unironically a power move

haha

mashed potatoes are fucking good

this moment is going in the history books

*click* yup this one's going in my win compilation

if i see any of you niggers post this discord exclusive on twitter i'm going to murder you

i saw it live i'm good

Meanwhile http://archive.is/TQvXT

alright I'm done

yo shawn are you a alcoholic

don't worry buddy i promise not to

Low key no

high key yes

if you dont abuse any substances you're probably

dare i say

an NPC

if i drank i would be an alcoholic by now

It's not a problem until you start missing work

so you tell me

Methamphetamine is cool

is chewing absurd amounts of cinnamon flavored gum considered substance abuse

huffing elmers glue

i'm 100.00% pure

aspartame coats your brain

actually 99% i hit da coffee

it's sugar free