I went to 4 different high schools

whatre you guys doing this weekend

going to church

I never drank

Stunt'n

my inner-monologue right now: god what a vapid idiot

Same shit as always

trappin

I couldn't relate to any of the tv tropes or anything because my school didn't have cliques or anything like that

me, outloud: getting drunk

soldering shit probably

my inner monologue: oh im pathetic

me out loud: oh the usual

soldering literal feces

nobody bullied anybody because if you did everyone immediately knew and thought you were an asshole

I might try to explore the area around my uni this weekend, but its a bit far off from now

I was the asshole

every day is the weekend for el NEETo

in high school

church

yeah shit is good flxu actually

some dude found my twitter

i didn't know that wasn't the norm for hs

Getting free food from the places I frequent, talking to women i have no interest in, liturgy

n dmd jimmy the racoon

And I tend to plan things two days in advance at most

telling him i used to shit on peoples cars

based

yeah i did cause that was awesome

based

my inner monologue: i wish i had an older sister to molest me

me out loud: oh you know, hobbies

Oh wait you did that too

LMAO

i want uies sister to molest me 😳

I thought i was the only idiot who shit on Mercedes

i want to shower with shawn's sister

uies holding out on us

that shawn look a like shawn keeps posting is just his sister

any drunk dudes wanna buy me a $1500 drum machine?

my inner monologue: this is stupid, fuck, FUCK FUCK, why am i wasting my time on this, why am i listening to someone who is dumber than i am, this is stupid, these people are stupid, fuck that
out loud: 👌

"wow guys she looks just like me isn't that weird" *shes related*