second backup plan: suicide

alright guys cough up the sisters

shawn @ table: "pass... the whole tiddie"

At best she says "he cute" at worst she says no and can still walk

O-only child

no sisters

sucks to suck

🥀

my grandpa had 3 sons and my mother had 2 sons

this is a high T lineage

sounds like something women would actually do thinking it works

"um yeah sweetie it's called vitamin D"

you dont charge your taint?

are you a brainlet?

no i run on fossil fuels

sorry

my mom's one of 6 kids and my grandfather divorced my grandmother because he was too chad

power move

Who gooch charging?

Don't forget be gooch charging

shrinking your balls to gooch max

i measured my gooch because of internet peer pressure

guess what im doing tomorrow in my backyard

GOOCH CHARGE

hows the gooch distance

taint misbehavin

this is why its important to keep gays out

they'd taint this holy discussion into something degenerate

they'd taint

they would be like

intentional

Don't taint my gooch talk dude

owo whats it smell like :3

The gooch aka the right wing solar panel

bros i got someone to measure my gooch and later found out they were gay how do i handle this

you had somebody do it?

how

idk they were cool

@Deleted User gonna have to get a goochectomy king sry

"Bro measure my gooch"
"Ok"