and then we had a date and sat there and had no fucking idea what to say and it was the worst date i ever had in my life

.co.uk

felt bad for her

Oi

Wheres ya penis loicense

@wyatt doesn't matter fam, she said yes means she's not out of your league king

off to the opsital with u

cheeky cunt

get that dirty thing removed

well she was. I think its one of those girls that is so high teir that nobody asks them out

I dunno

it was weird

if she says yes you still get the xp gain

^

Shoulda thrown her through a table

could also be insane

hot/crazy matrix is real

nah dude i got killed and got an EXP penalty like wow

Should have beaten her

I think you're undervaluing yourself king

@Deleted User ^

when you really dont do anything with your life smalltalk is poisonous

"so what are you up to"

LOL

WELL

Uhhhhhlexa play despacito

yep

nah fam just ask questions if you can't think of any interesting topics

"I'm notorious interet racist jazzhands mcfeels"

😂

I bet you never thought to say that

"have you heard of charles murray?"

You should

disagree with them about something mundane, give them a small win, and then get them talking

I hope a hot busty FBI agent assassinates me after giving me a blowie

"well i really enjoy watching youtube reacts of rapheads listening to metal for the first time and then commenting in the comments new stuff for them to check out , i do that about 1 hour a day"

Fbi agents are gay dudes

then start spouting off FBI crime stats

Hot busty fbi agent means adriene davies from amren is gonna fly over from the uk and pay you 100 dollars for you to blow him

"i also run an anonymous twitter account with 1000+ followers where i quote tweet news headlines and type HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Hey babe are you the prophesied chosen one that will complete the system of German idealism because i wanna put the He in your Hegel haha