Al

"listen the average gooch length is around 2 1/2 inches , i have a gooch length of over 4 inches well above average and i have read from several serious sources that its a good indicator of fertility and male power just saying btw do you want any appatizers , the bloomin onion here is really good"

"you can actually see the exact moment YouTube said 'this ain't it chief'"

"i am joe rogan"

^^

um

If she doubts you, immediately leave

chipotle doesn have apptizers pal

tfw started telling someone a story about something a friend did and realized it was a fellow internet racist and had to fudge the details halfway through to not reveal I wasn't talking about someone I knew irl

tell her you hunt pedos on the internet all day

See id tell her I work with confidential information and that would get her curious

i have never even been in a chipotle

Bruh wtf

This is why you do everything with 1 nut out

chipotle gives you mad cow disease

Always got a backup plan

or the norovirus

ya

thats why i dont go

Who cares

one of those is cruise ships

Good food lol

the other is chipotle

their food sucks, panera is better fam

i got norovirus like last year and almost fucking died

fuck that

Who cares if she gets mad cow disease

Tbh I go to a local burrito place

"have you ever heard of pewdiepie? we're basically the same."

It is so much better

heh all women have mad cow disease amirite fellas????

The upside of Chipotle having AIDS in their food is there are little to no lines most of the day where I live

They give you way more food and they have Carolina reaper sauce

mexican food sucks dont @ me

Tfw no brain parasite gf

taco johns is the best hispanic food there is

@wyatt SHUT THE FUCK UP


GRINGO

i will take cold wendies over the best mexican food on the planet

texmex > real mex

the second x chromosome does more damage than any parasite ever could

Oof