Message from @Jared Holt's Roommate

Discord ID: 496882738880577536


2018-10-03 03:11:47 UTC  

Never dated a girl who wasnt an alchie from bumble

2018-10-03 03:11:47 UTC  

use pintrest

2018-10-03 03:11:53 UTC  

I match sometimes on bumble but they don't want to talk

2018-10-03 03:11:55 UTC  

Match.com was aight

2018-10-03 03:12:07 UTC  

use farmers only dot com

2018-10-03 03:12:07 UTC  

***WIFE's an acronym for Washing Ironing Fucking Etc***

2018-10-03 03:12:17 UTC  

hubris you live in detroit just scoop up a girl who is on heroin and give her money for her habit

2018-10-03 03:12:31 UTC  

🤔 🤔

2018-10-03 03:12:32 UTC  

ya she will pee everywhere

2018-10-03 03:12:34 UTC  

but its a girl

2018-10-03 03:12:38 UTC  

unironically driving to wisconsin or illinois might be a better option

2018-10-03 03:12:41 UTC  

😍

2018-10-03 03:13:03 UTC  

Come to Canada

2018-10-03 03:13:07 UTC  

We have snow vaginas

2018-10-03 03:13:15 UTC  

tfw no crackhead gf

2018-10-03 03:13:22 UTC  

>dating someone out of state

*did you mean "cuckoldry porn"*

2018-10-03 03:14:03 UTC  

looks like fbi report drops tomorrow

2018-10-03 03:14:13 UTC  

we are about to see some serious female shenanigans

2018-10-03 03:14:23 UTC  

The female race must be punished

2018-10-03 03:14:36 UTC  

but does yandhi drop tomorrow

2018-10-03 03:15:11 UTC  

kanye should say

2018-10-03 03:15:12 UTC  

@Deleted User I'll be your gf

2018-10-03 03:15:14 UTC  

2nd verse of that is both based and redpilled

2018-10-03 03:15:26 UTC  

"yandi is on hold until you niggas vote republican sorry"

2018-10-03 03:15:47 UTC  

Yo guys

2018-10-03 03:15:55 UTC  

Which one of you sent ricin to ted cruz?

2018-10-03 03:15:58 UTC  

Be honest

2018-10-03 03:16:23 UTC  

imagine being that mad at ted cruz

2018-10-03 03:16:23 UTC  

Kanye is our BASED black vote extorter

2018-10-03 03:16:30 UTC  

If it was anyone here their dumb ass would be ded or in hospital rn

2018-10-03 03:16:36 UTC  

honestly i think its going to happen at some point

2018-10-03 03:16:45 UTC  

blacks will start joining the republican party

2018-10-03 03:16:45 UTC  

Ted Cruz is based

2018-10-03 03:17:00 UTC  

He wanted to make the middle east glow

2018-10-03 03:17:00 UTC  

not in a flip. But enough to fuck democrats up

2018-10-03 03:17:08 UTC  

Imagine naph trying to pull off something like that lmao

2018-10-03 03:17:13 UTC  

Trump is a synthesis of black and Jewish culture

2018-10-03 03:17:14 UTC  

Do you know what country is in the middle east?

2018-10-03 03:17:17 UTC  

ISRAEL

2018-10-03 03:17:24 UTC  

Ted Cruz was going to nuke Israel