"i heard about that one on tv"

"it's probably fine"

i had vitamin c and fish oil growing up

this is why im so powerful

dudes in pitifully bad shape telling me not to lift

so gay*

shutup cohost

😃

everything online is gay

THIS

you're online @NSJW

thanks to indians and bots, you need phone verification for everything

nice projecting

GOD

I FUCKING HATE THAT

your mom is online bitch

@PCENGINEDUO Season 3 bump was gud

REMEMBER WHEN ALL YOU NEEDED IS AN EMAIL ADDRESS

@Deleted User season 2 but thnks king

they are going to try to force tie your irl identity to everything you post

fucking npc normies

the golden age is dead

probiotics may also not spook boomers

unless we do something drastic

thanks for reminding me to take my gut pill

boomers are afraid of supplements and think worrying about lecithin oils is "crazy"

normal people using the internet en mase is actually the worst thing to happen to both society and the internet itself

fams

we're all gonna be on the dark web in the next 10 years

i'm not joking

need to return to BBS

text only internet

we're going to gentrify the dark web

just to escape boomers

and normies

Im going to switch my gfs birth control with mentos

need a gf first

invite me to the iirc

I feel bad for my wife

shes going to have alot to deal with

if youre not connected to the internet via an Atari Falcon 030 or Sega Dreamcast you are fucked