i really hate cooking

why dont i have a female to do it for me

life isn't fair

>cook breakfast
>tfw no gf
>fold laundry
>tfw no gf
>go to bed
>tfw no gf
the inescapable hell

this

dude

i feel that bad

im so good a cooking and laundry

and i wish i wasnt

>tfw no gf
>fold laundry
>tfw no gf
>get black out drunk
>tfw no gf
>go to bed
>tfw no gf

the better my eggs taste the worse i feel

wanna cook for me and do my laundry @Deleted User

i can't cook eggs

OwO

is that retarded or masculine

both

based

Pour up, no gf
head shot, no gf
Sit down, no gf
stand up, no gf

>breakfast wakes you up
>tfw gf cooked it
>laundry folded
>tfw gf folded it
>go to bed
>tfw gf made the bed

Life is P GUD

STFU

STFU

STFU

literally woke up to coffee and head

go FUCK YOURSELF

Guess I made a good choice

"i dont need to i have her haha im witty"

That would be unnecessary

WOW UNPREDICTABLE CUNT

I can predict a lot of cunt

Lel

im witty and punny

>tfw no wife gf

thats the ticket though

you can have a gf and she's a crazy nigger demon

or you can have a literal goddess bless you

boogie coming out as an uberwolf furry

thats cool

I thought he finally died

Fuck