commit suicide to go back to the real timeline

if chris chan kills himself and its not on livestream I feel like the internet is going to miss a serious piece of the puzzle

the puzzle that is "how far is this gonna go"

Tranny suicide is the demon escaping the body after he has destroyed it

the second you blow your brains out you transport back to the main timeline in a bites za dusto esque time warp

Well know he killed him self though

I WANNA KILL MYSELF

i-i did it, i won

kermit sue of side to get stando powah

"actually this timeline is gayer"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

KILLA KWEEN

BSBSBSHSBSBSHSB

*gets ripped apart*

They tried giving the correct hormones to a dysphoric kid

*one* time

then they got complaints and did not try it ever again

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"lets actually try to solve this disorder"

"no idiot just keep cutting peoples penis off"

"oh ok"

oh yeah the one time they tried it it worked also

wow

its funny when "compassion" ends up getting in the way of fixing real issues

the only reason for this is because it's more profitable fyi

Duh

imagine how much more steroids would be in circulation

Same reason they do opioids

if all the trannies were put on steroids

the male to female ones

Yeah they would be like

Over the counter

they're trying to keep gangroids down

i unironically believe a cure for cancer has already been discovered but they'll never release it because of the mad $$$ they make off chemo and other treatment

i hope i get cancer and die just for the cure to be made public a month after

bad luck brian

@a dim goon [inhale] That's just like your opinion man

[cough]

bro if i found the cure for cancer

i'd only selll it to rich jews

for billions of dollars each

time to beat up (hypothetically) big pharmaceutical CEOs (in minecraft)

bad luck brian:
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